ATTENTION TO ALL:
Hope College has been infected with the norovirus! Sadly (...), all classes and events are cancelled through Tuesday morning. According to the email we received from Hope, "The Holland Police Department or campus safety will immediately disperse any large gatherings of students."
Therefore, 24/7 will be holding a norovirus theme party! Please come dressed as your favorite biohazard material.
Norovirus: 1, Hope College: 0.
1 comment:
Caitlin! Hilarious! I can't believe that Hope is quarantined!
Don't worry, we learned on Tuesday that all is right with the world. I have no doubt that Hope will kick norovirus's you-know-what. :)
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